Aw, man! I was hoping I wouldn't have to babysit today!
If you simply must stick around, then I'm going to tell you all about Toshiba and Toshiba ink cartridges. Don't worry, this one will be quick, yet ultimately riveting! Toshiba has been a major electronics pioneer since the early 20th century. Their advanced products and services are top-of-the line: laptops, netbooks, televisions, HD camcorders, Blu-Ray players, DVD players, copiers, printers, fax machines, scanners, medical imaging machines, and more are only considered a few of the high-quality products they have to offer.
Numskull Human, I understand that you need quality and value, and that's why you're here at YoYoInk forest. Otherwise, you must love bamboo shoots as much as I do, but I doubt it. Feast your eyes on my stash of Toshiba compatible inkjet cartridges! I've got some new genuine OEMs and remanufactured ink cartridges to give you plenty of bang for your buck. I've got nothing better to do but test these products prior to distribution. Now you know the cartridges are of excellent quality, and that I'm a very bored bear.
You have nothing to lose with my $1.01 shipping rate, one year's worth of a return policy, and same day shipping discounts! Here, now let me show you to the door. It has been a pleasure - no, really.