Just what exactly do you think you're doing here?!
Ugh - you're getting your paw prints all over my stuff. This isn't garbage! These are actually high quality Brother ink cartridges. You must know that they're a world-wide company! And in fact, they've already expanded their valuable product line of printers, fax machines, scanners, and photocopiers to printer inkjet cartridges.
No, don't tell me you don't know that? Wow, I'm beginning to think you live under a rock. Well, at least that explains your...unique smell.
Since you insist upon invading my personal space, you might as well take note that my stash of printer supplies include tons of brand new OEMs, remanufactured high yield cartridges, compatible Brother ink cartridges, and value pack bundles. What's more, I've got all the color ink you need: Black, Yellow, Cyan and Magenta. They would be free if I made them any cheaper. There's no need to even argue about my discounts; they are awesome! You better take me seriously when I say you won't find these high quality Brother printer consumables at such affordable price. And you know what, I'm the only bear around here that offers a $1.01 shipping rate, one year's worth of a return policy, and same day shipping. Now beat that if you can!