I see you're peeking at my collection of Lexmark printer supplies and accessories. Come in buddy, make yourself comfortable.
You must have heard about me being so scrutinous. But don't worry I'll behave and try hard not to lecture you. I'm sure you're here because you're interested to know what I could offer you.
Let's see...what about some Lexmark ink and toner cartridges? The good news is I've just hoarded tons of them in colors Black, Yellow, Cyan, and Magenta. Really, they're just a click away from where you are. Or perhaps, you need Lexmark fuser, drums, maintenance kit, or maybe a photoconductor? Take your time buddy; don't rush or you'll miss my expansive list of products.
You know I'm being generous in my shack. You can place your order whenever you're ready and just pay $1.01 flat rate for shipping. You read that right...I may be big, but never a big liar. Now I'm gonna leave you alone so you can check my catalog without some big bear bugging you, alright! Feel free to linger around. Ciao!